Here goes

Next day
Me: what a great great greattttt day well need go water my monkey.
Hey come here u little rat u need a pet nooo rat dance to late.

Mb5: what are u doing u r sooooo stupid stupid u know something u r dumb
Am going swimming.

Whitey: Wait that the street all nooooo my bell is on that pig.

Me: I say go pig run run run stupid pig he eating dirt.

MB5 the pool is broking.

Whitey: because that the street awwwwwwwww the street is there stoppping it.

MB5:What!

Whitey: Not u the street.

Me: Hey


Mb5: hey

Whitey hey

Me:why r we saying hey for

MB5 : it sports

Whitey: Awww I hate having to get money my parent. They give me a piece of paper it taste like trash.

Me: Okkk am going to feed ghosts.

MB5: what ghost

Me: over there

Mb5: awwwwwwwwwwww

Me: what

MB5: that my mom!

Whitey: hey see a hill look pretty

Me: what now hey there hill lets

MB5: nope

Whitey: wyyyyy

Me:

MB5: Hey I have smart idea

ME:What!!!!!!!

Whitey: am go down the hill

Mb5: We hav'nt gone up hill let

Whitey: yes we have see

Me: that rope

Whitey : yep I mean yep

Mb5: ok ok now here great idea lets go up hill

Me: AWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

Me: What did just say

Whitey u said that r going down hill yup yup yup

ME: Lets go

MB5: glad your taking my idea.

Me:

Whitey: yaay here goes down the hill we go

Mb5:

Whitey : lets race down hill

Me: We going up.

Whitey: Ready don't go.

Mb5: Whitey what r u doing

Whitey: going down the hill u guys are winner.

Me:

MB5:Wait I will not lose to u

Whitey: am losering your winning.

Me ok here goes am coming

Mb5:Whitey get out of the way

Whitey: ok

Me: What are u doing?

Whitey: getting out of way

Whitey: am winner yaay by sitting here.

Mb5: hahaha am winning

Me: not for long I have a battery want get it.

MB5: give my cell phone

ME: am almost there I won

ME: But what was I doing before I got up here thought was going to pizza store. nooooo

And now hill is my.

mb5 was prevented from saying "mine", and only "my" by my sudden reappearance.
*backhand*
*left elbow to jaw*
*blocks wild right jab*
*left fist to neck*
*knee to solar plexus*

And that takes care of that.

My hill.

Me: Psychopath... how are ya? where gave ya bee-
Num: *backhand*
*left elbow to jaw*
*blocks wild right jab*
*left fist to neck*
Me:*falls off hill* Ouch!.. that hurt alright numbers you asked for it.
???: what are ya gonna do about dat mon (Jamaican accent)
Me: i am gonna kick that psychopathic a** of his that's what..
???: yeah mon. and how ya tink you gonna do that mon.
Me: i don't know.. do you have any goo- WAIT a sec who the hell are you
???: ye don't have ta be worrying about me mon.. i'm the big bad voodoo in yer head mon.. that little creative part of yer mind where you get the magic.
Me: There is magic inside me
???: No, mon i was just kidding i am right here next to ya.. my name is Mr. Jamaicanmon
Me: so your name is Jamaican
Jama: no mon my name is Jamaicanmon mon
Me: No doubt about that dude.
Jama: here is how we remove the evil voodoo man. from the hill. *starts whispering*

5 mins later

Jama: so what do ya think mon.
Me: not bad .. not bad at all.
Jama: what do ya mean not bad ... mon this is the Jamaican grand plan mon.
Me: ok fine.. we'll do it.


we go up the hill to meet numbers....

Me: numbers, i challenge you.
Numb: in what exactly.
Me: we will have a race to the town and back.
Numb: No no no.. my dear old friend kenny.. if we go running down the hill and back, someone will take the hill from us. and neither of us will have it.
Me: ok i have an idea we will have a third party, neutral to both of us. watch guard over the hill while we race.
Numb: what if you paid that someone to watch guard over the hill and give it to you...
Me: ok, you caught me. i made an announcement in the city that if anyone stands guard over the hill.. i'll fall behind in the race and go back to claim the hill from him and give him money. that was the Jamaican grand plan.
Numb: oh my dear friend zaraki how idiotic of you.. ok i'll take up your challenge and i'll pick someone of my choosing.
Me: ok.

5 mins later... after numbers went down to look for someone.. he returns with Jamaicanmon.

Numb: i found him. in a cave, he eats from the food that he grows and drinks from the river.. money is unimportant to him..
Jama: yeah, mon that be de truth
Me: ok fine let's race....

5 mins later

Numb: 5...4...3..2..1 Run...
we both start running at full speed next to each other but i keep falling behind he was surprisingly very athletic..

30 mins later 100 meters from the hill...

I ran sprint at dull speed towards the hill.. and numbers hot on my tail nearing the top of the hill he start to catch up... and i started to lose my breath.. climbing is much harder than run down..... and

............
suspense
............

i win... i win......

Me: ha ha ha ha, i won the hill.. hahhahahahahahaah
numb: i won't let you take it *hold up a pistol.*

However Mr.Jamaicanmon hits him with a club and he fall to the ground..

Me:he isn't dead is he...
jama: no mon i just knocked him out....
Me: cool.. thx mon
Jama: no problem mon...i was just ridding the hill of bad voodoo no worry mon your voodoo is pure
Me: No doubt about that dude
Jama: yeah. No doubt about that mon...

My hill

Looks at Olympus...

I then realize, no mountain is more fierce than Olympus, cloaked in mist and myth and year-round snow. The gods chose it as their home. The Macedonians built a holy city, Dion, at its foot to honor Zeus and the other gods who lived there, and pagans still make pilgrimages to the mountain to celebrate the ancient gods amid the meadows and tall cedars.

I had to have it. And thus started my ascent of the mountain.

I had stopped on this bright and hot June morning at the old monastery of Aghios Dionysios, near the holy cave where the old ascetic had lived, and forgone the swerving and beautiful four-hour walk from Litochoro along the Enipeas Gorge.

By nightfall, I had finally reached the summit.

mb5: Do i hear a sound in the background?

Mystery Sound: K...k... k...

mb5: K-What????

Mystery Sound: Ku..ki ..un

mb5: This is creepy

Mystery Sound: ...rosa... k....

mb5: What the fuck? Is that what i fucking think it is???

Mystery Sound: Kurosaki kun!

mb5: :o

Mystery Sound: Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun!

KZ: AGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Zaraki transformes into a vasto lorde and appears out of no where, and runs to me

mb5: Shit i'm raped...

Zaraki Jumps off olympus...

Voice: Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki kun! Kurosaki ku--------------

Zaraki Comes back...

mb5: What happened? How did she say it this loud?

KZ: her six fairy things all combined to form a big microphone so that her kurosaki kuns actually do dammage....

mb5: ouch.

KZ: I killed her anyway....

mb5: No Doubt About That Dude.

KZ: Not this again...

*Howling*

mb5: What was that???

*More Howling*

Ichigo VL comes!
Zaraki looks to him.. "Bankai"

I faint.....

I wake up later...

What am i doing tied to this rock...?
And where did the gravity go?

I look to the earth infront of me...

mb5: Wow, i bet the hole going throught the earth started at olympus...

Hmmm...

I find a hill on the moon and sit on it smiling...

I guess i got the hill after all... WOnder what happened to ichigo and zaraki??

*Sees Zaraki's hammer floating in orbit*

Untill next time!

My hill!

Seeing as how you have my Olympus I set off to find the one man that can help me defeat you, Dr.Wily.One day i see a newspaper ad "will do anything for money"Dr.Wily.
kingc:*knocks on door*
Dr.Wily:come in
I step into the apartment and i notice that he looks older and more senile than ever.
kingc:yea i was wondering if you cold help me build a time capsule
Dr.W:what for
king:well it's for kicking someone's ass
Dr.:what?,are you serious?
king:absolutely
Dr.:how about this. how about this.
king:I'm listening
Dr.:How about I build a robot and have him do the job for us
king:na man that's not cutting it for me
Dr.:how about I build 8 of them and have them pwn his ass
king:No I don't think so
Dr.:or maybe we could create a fortress with four levels and call it Wily cast.
king:NOOOOOOOOOO, seiously man do i have to skull fuck you so you can get the point.I don't want a robot or 8 or a fucking castle with four levels.We all know how it ends and it's been happening for 9 straight games.
Dr.:*sobs*ok but you don't have to be such an asshole

1 week later
Dr.:Well it's finished, hope ya liked it
king:alright, rock and roll
i used the time machine to transport me to the set of walker texas ranger
king:yo chuck eat a dick nigga
chuck norris:who said that?, WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?
king:me, bitch
chuck:sonofabitch, I'll kill you

A pissed off chuck norris follows me into the time machine where it transports us to todays time on olympus.

chuck:dammit!!! where are you?

a confused mb5 walks in

mb5:omg it's chuck norris
I love your movies man
chuck:that's it everyone's gonna get a roundhouse kick
mb5:FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

My Hill!

My digimon doesn't run his mouth, he only swings his fists, so frigimon used his special attack sending you down the hill in a comical block of ice.

~My snowy hill~

Fuck you guys...

My hill

thats like.. .. . ..the best hill take over since the fucking game started seriously

so hey .. keep the hill

Screw that.


Arnolds Hill(for now)

You know what? my hill

As for why i'm taking the hill is because i'm a king dammit and i arrest anyone on my hill for the rest of time.
My Hill

wow we suddenly forget that the earth is no more... going on from this point and kingc has the hill..
_____________________________________________________________________

I see only darkness in front of me, some strange events happened that i couldn't make out.. then suddenly i see an immense light tearing at my eyes almost taking it apart..

???: Hey man you ok.
Me: yeah i am good. *my eyes still burned so i kept them closed*
???: that good, what happened back there
Me: back where..
???: when you were fighting that thing, i was to afraid to come and help..
Me: wait a sec.. i was on earth , and the earth is no more. soo, i am dead... AGHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO, i don't wanna die .. all i wanted to do was take the hill.. * i get up and start running around in panic with my eyes still closed .. and i start tripping over root and bumbing into trees. it seemed like we were in a forest.*
???: Man, your good..
Me: what so i really am dead. *snif* *snif*
???: no , *a sudden change of voice to a deep thunderous tone* Because i have saved thee..
Me: *opens eyes* Thor. WTF are you doing.
Thor: hey dude, you finally realized it was me... oh i kinda went through a sun to find this place.
Me: What.. and how am i alive...
Thor: *deep voice* the sun exploded at my sheer strength and power
Me: really... oh wait.. i was in my bankai... the sun exploded at my sheer power.
Thor: no mine
Me: no mine
Thor: no mine
Me: MINE.
???: Both of ye are wrong mon, i was the one who destroyed it with me voodoo mon.
Thor: man i did it.
Me: Fuck you guys i was in my bankai.
Thor: so what i was in my bankai.
Jama: and me to . i was in me bankai.
Me: only i have a bankai bitches..
???: should all of you be bickering.. whilst the hill is left in the hand of a king that lets no one upon it.. *a mysterious voice deep, and it was almost sly*
Me: Who now. did you destroy the sun to.
Mb5: *backhand*
*left elbow to jaw*
*blocks wild right jab*
*left fist to neck* you were in your bankai you destroyed it and we ca--
Jama: no mon it was me and my voodoo
Mb5:*backhand*
*left elbow to jaw*
*blocks wild right jab*
*left fist to neck*
*looks at thor* did you destroy it
Thor: * in a week voice* N--No
Mb5: good cuz if you did i wou--
Thor: i was gonna say.. No doubt about that du--
mb5:*backhand*
*left elbow to jaw*
*blocks wild right jab*
*left fist to neck*
any one else ..
Me: nope i think you beat us all up.
Mb5: good. i brought you all here so that we can all take the hill in an alliance. kingc has the hill and he was waiting for the day Armageddon came *cough* kenpachi zaraki *cough*
Me: not my fault..
Mb5: anyway he has a about 100 men he saved these men because they are the strongest.. in the world.
Thor: No my men are the strongest in the world.
Mb5:
*backhand*
*left elbow to jaw*
*blocks wild right jab*
*left fist to neck*
*talking while holding him in a head lock.* so we have to think of some way to take out kingc without them noticing us.
Me: yay, we're gonna be ninjas.. i am the leader..
Mb5: *let's go of Thor*
*backhand*
*left elbow to jaw*
*blocks wild right jab*
*left fist to neck*
thor: no i am gonna be the leader..
Mb5 you are gonna be dead when we have the hill.
Thor: so your not gonna beat me up.
Mb5: oh good you reminded me
*backhand*
*left elbow to jaw*
*blocks wild right jab*
*left fist to neck*
as i was saying we need mr voodoo man to make a potion to make us unnoticed, thor will make a diversion. he should hold out with his godly powers. zaraki will be with us just in case me and voodoo man get caught. i might need some back up.
Thor: why am i the diversion i wanna be the leader..
Mb5: you are the leader..
Thor: really
Mb5: you are the leader of the diversion.
Thor: makes sense.

5 mins pass

Me:
Mb5:
Thor:
a deer of some kind:
Me: why is he dancing around like that... in his underwear..
Mb5: i doubt that under ware.. i think it's hair..
Thor: that is totally
the deer: No doubt about that dude. * and runs away*
Me:
Mb5:
Thor: hey that was my line.
Me:
Thor:
Mb5: enough with the fucking smilleys already.
Jama: it's done. you have to drink this potion. and you will be invisible for 1 hour..
Mb5: good. so you made three..
Jama: no mon.. but if ye want me to make anoth--
Me + Mb5 : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, one is enough
Thor: no doubt about that dude... ha i beat ya to it.
The deer declines it's head in defeat and withdraws.
Jama: ok mon, but if we divide it among three people. that would give us 20 mins each.
Mb5: ok, 20 mins should be enough. we attack at .... *epic drums and violin* .... when do we attack.
Me: we attack at midday
Thor: no man, we attack at noon.
Jama: all good attacks. start when least expected mon. we attack at dawn mon.
Me: no way man.. i am not getting up that early. i have to have my beauty sleep.
Mb5: you never learn
*backhand*
*left elbow to jaw*
*blocks wild right jab*
*left fist to neck*
voodoo man has a point. but dawn is to predictable. we attack at after midnight by 2 hours. that way we might catch the guard when they are most tired.
Thor: you know i think Kz is right. he does need his beauty sleep..
Me: what does that supposed to mean.
Thor: isn't it obvious i am saying that you are ug--
Me:*backhand*
*left elbow to jaw*
*blocks wild right jab*
*left fist to neck*
Thor: why is it that i am the most one that gets beat up here.

At 2:00 am

Me: are we there yet.
Thor: no.
Jama: we be there in 5 mins mon
Me: are we there yet.
Thor: no.
Jama: we be there in 4 mins mon
Me: are we there yet.
Thor: no.
Jama: we be there in 3 mins mon
Me: are we there yet.
Thor: no.
Jama: we be there in 2 mins mon
Me: are we there yet.
Mb5:backhand*
*left elbow to jaw*
*blocks wild right jab*
*left fist to neck*

We stood at the foot of the hill examining the huge dark castle built upon it. we found our entrance a low wall that seemed to be under construction.

Thor: ok i'll start the distraction as soon as your in.
Mb5: ok make it as loud as you can. i want you to draw all the guards out.
Thor: No doubt about that dude.
We drank the potion and jumped inside.. as we moved into the castle we heard screams of men and a huge thunder storm that seemed to come outta no where.

Mb5: ok, we are getting close. *whispering*
Me: really.. *in a loud voice*
Jama: KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN YOU IDIOT *shouting as loud as he can.
Mb5: why am i born with idiots, ok our cover is blown .. we sprint to the throne room.

we start running towards the throne room which we didn't know where it was. but Mb5 seemed to know. so we followed him. after a while we saw a huge door .. which had to be the throne room.

Me: this must be the bathroom we have to keep looking.
Mb5:
*backhand*
*left elbow to jaw*
*blocks wild right jab*
*left fist to neck*
jama: No doubt about that mon.
*backhand*
*left elbow to jaw*
*blocks wild right jab*
*left fist to neck*
me: enough already.

we enter the chamber. it was a magnificent sight... gold floors that sparkled and lit the whole room with the light one very bright candle.

Kingc: welcome.. welcome one and all...
Mb5: we have come to kill you..
Kingc: Really... all four of you.
Me: wait a sec.. 1..2..3 ... carry the one plus 5 minus 2...
Mb5: *backhand*
*left elbow to jaw*
*blocks wild right jab*
*left fist to neck* we are only three..
Kingc: oh really.. guards seize them ...

before we knew it guard came in from every direction and held us to the floor 5 men for every one of us...

kingc: bring out the prisoner.

a few men came into the room holding a man whose head dangled and bounced as they ran into the room dragging him along

Kingc: as i said all 4.
Thor: Dude, these guys are the strongest in the world...
Mb5: you are supposed to be god... no man can defeat you.
Thor: i have a confession to make.. i-- i - i failed god school....
Mb5: No wonder zues kicked your ass..
Thor: actually he failed to..
Mb5: you have to be kidding me...
thor: no, it's very hard. the exam is one question... and it is an extremely hard one.
Me: well, what was it..
Thor: it was .. "how do you say omelette and chess in French"
Me: WHAT, how could anyone answer that. did anyone pass..
A guard: *backhand*
*left elbow to jaw*
*blocks wild right jab*
*left fist to neck*
Kingc: that is enough, i will have you executed.. let's see whose willing to die first..
Mb5: Me kill me, i had enough of these idiots.. kill me quick com'on get it over with.
Kingc: very well. guard kill him
Me: Noooooooooo, mb5 i won't let them kill you.. BANKAIIII Nameless sword that i can't remember it's name
nothing happens..
Mb5: WTF WTF WTF nothing...
Me: oh sorry forgot the quotes.. BANKAIIII "Nameless sword that i can't remember it's name"
energy starts to collect around me and then suddenly every thing was white...i couldn't see a thing.. when whitey jumped up to me.

Whitey: you have done well my apprentice.
Me: What i am your apprentice.
Whitey: well no i was just trying to take credit for teaching you bankai but oh, well.. oh yeah...and no one can get rid of me that easily i'll be back to take the hill.

then all of a sudden i see the castle in runes all around me and i stood. on the grass lands of the hill.. i see under some rubble. thor he seemed to be in a very bad condition.. go to him and punch the rubble away from over him..

Me: Thor you ok.
Thor: yeah i'm fine but if you can get me to the voodoo man. that'd b---
Me: conserve your energy my friend i'll carry you to him. but first i am gonna find him.
Jama: Hey mon over here..
Mb5: get thor over here.
Me: found them com'on Thor

Thor looked very heavy so i expected to have a rough time carrying him. i get my arm under his body and ready myself to carry a huge load.. and i heave.. i put to much power into it.. and Thor is sent flying in the air..

Me: oops.
Mb5: You idiot
*he tries to punch me but is sent flying instead*
Jama: *runs up to me* is that your bankai..
Thor: *falling down from the sky* No Doubt about that duddddeeeeeee

*Slam* he falls on mr. voodoo man paralyzing him.

Thor: *gets up* You are a god
Jama: AGHHHHHH you are standing on my head...
Me: sorry about that.
Jama: no worries mon.. i can fix myself up in three days.

My hill..

But where did mb5 go find out on the next exciting post of Koth.. or the next guy who actually reads this stuff.

u really like writing long stuff .. but what was my role again, i taught u bankai huh!
anyway i like ur stories, i'd love to make one but i'm not in the mode
so keep the hill

@ KZ: TL; DR. Your conquest is negated.

@kingc, you're a king in name alone. Get the hell off my hill. *Summons horde of giant dragonflies*

My hill.